Introduction: and a child shall leave them
Go rogue : fighting the fear-based empty-nest cabal
You never call, you never write
Surely you have something to do?
You and yourself : love with a beautiful stranger
Beyond the empty nest : before the parade passes by
From chopsticks to concertos
Happy trails : didn't I tell you to go camping?
College! : not just for the kids
Hey! The kids are gone! It's part-ay time!
Your fashion inspiration : Anna Dello Russo, Tavi Gevinson, Lyn Yaeger, and that lady you saw buying peaches at the farmers' market
Life is too short for sweatpants
Feathering your empty nest
Your next chapter : downsizing your life
Running away from home : when downsizing just isn't enough
Nails on a chalkboard : when your child comes home on holiday
What is this "empty nest" of which you speak?
You, your roommates, and the rules
You, the model of gracious living
The really, really empty nest : when your child gets married
Conclusion: parenting : the final frontier.
